Magic School Bus: Rainforest CD-ROM!
The other day, I read an MLIA about a piece of paper being passed arround the classroom saying “I am an alien that has mutated into this piece of paper and am now having sexual intercourse with your hands. You know you like it because you’re smiling.” I decided to try this at my school, and somehow it ended up on my teacher’s desk. I pointed out the fact that she was smiling, and she was literally on the floor laughing. Therefore she could not give me a detention. I <3 you, Alien. MLIA
Today, in my history class, my teacher told us about his encounter with the end of the world prophecy. He was opening a can of beans for his son, and the label said the expiration date was in 2012. He searched for everything else in his cabinet - nothing went past 2012. Thanks for the subtle hints, canning industries. MLIA
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haa, “did you see nipple? it only counts if you saw nipple” this counts ;D
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Snowman love.
Today I was at the convenience store, and the couple queuing in front of me were debating whether to buy condoms or not, seeing that their total bill without it was exactly $50. The woman was about to put the pack back onto the shelf, when a little kid nearby started screaming that he wanted candy, and proceeded to throw himself onto the ground, threatening to pee on the spot, while his mother stared in despair. The woman in front of me paused, then turned to her husband and said, “I think we better get these.” and dropped the condoms back into their basket. I cracked up. MLIA
Today, while reading my psychology book a saw the sentence, “the hypothalamus is in charge of the “four F’s” of behavior: Fighting, fleeing, feeding, and MATING. We all know what that should be. MLIA
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I feel so stupid searching for you because when I finally see you I turn the other way.
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